Endorphin.es Evil Pet

EVIL PET is a glossy-pink, tactile granular workstation that behaves as a polyphonic synthesiser, sampler, FM radio sound-capturer and micro-reel-to-reel-style recorder with multi-source input, MPE support and real-time grain manipulation.

A Compact Granular Powerhouse

EVIL PET operates as a deeply creative sound-design instrument that bites incoming audio into micro-grains and reshapes them into shimmering pads, glitch fragments, time-stretched atmospheres or reversed textures. It accepts sound from input jacks, a front-mounted microSD card, an onboard condenser microphone or a built-in FM tuner. The performer can stretch, shrink, flip and scatter grains or layer them for swirling ambient tones, experimental textures or rhythmic particle clouds. The unit supports mechanical key triggering for tactile one-shot grain performance, while MIDI and MPE allow full eight-voice polyphonic playing with expressive control. The 2.42-inch monochrome OLED displays live waveforms and grain positions with crisp clarity at any angle. Users can record instantly through the mic, store samples on the front-mounted microSD slot and pull inspiration from broadcast signals in unfamiliar places, turning radio transmissions into raw sonic clay.

Design That Encourages Play

A glossy pink finish gives the device a friendly presence. Mechanical switches click with intention and encourage exploration. The compact body sits comfortably on any desk or live setup and offers quick workflow access. No function hides behind menus that slow creativity; sound arrives, granules form and expression flows from immediate tactile engagement.

Expression Meets Portability

The unit rewards experimental performance and on-the-go capture. It offers expressive MPE playability, hands-on grain triggering and the ability to sample anything encountered: voice, hand percussion, environmental ambience or FM broadcasts. This combination creates a platform that suits field recordists, modular adventurers, sound artists and synthesists looking for a portable shift in perspective.

Why Choose EVIL PET

• Turn everyday audio into emotional textures without technical barriers
• Enjoy playful sound discovery through satisfying mechanical keys
• Capture the world around you and turn it into music without extra gear
• Perform expressively with MPE and polyphonic grain control
• Explore radio as an endless source of unexpected inspiration
• See every grain move in real time on a clear OLED display
• Pocket creative energy that travels anywhere

• Granular engine with grain stretch, shrink, reverse and layering
• Eight-voice polyphony with MIDI and full MPE support
• Mechanical play key for direct grain triggering
• Audio input, onboard condenser microphone and microSD sample playback
• Built-in FM radio tuner for live broadcast sampling and processing
• Instant recording to internal memory and microSD
• 2.42-inch monochrome OLED display with real-time waveform and grain visualisation
• Glossy pink enclosure with tactile mechanical controls

This item, like everything we supply, comes with the complete support of our expert team. Our excellent technicians have been specifying, building and supporting studios for over twenty years. If you have any problems with installation, setup or everyday use, they’re never more than a click away, and always happy to help.

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